Grrr... I just spent 5 hours on that last stupid post about the Heene family; I finished at about 6:00am and they just admitted it was a hoax a few hours later. This really clouded up the message I was trying to get across that it's like the more people who get pissed off at these media hyped cases the stiffer their punishment. If there is anything I can even salvage though is now the Heene family faces 6 years in prison, only because people are so pissed off; the charge as of yesterday was only a 3rd degree misdemeanor. This is like the 3rd time I've been lied to this week, I was originally going to write about them in detail but pen to paper it seems like I'm just bitching about people I know. So I scrapped them down to the main anecdote and who knows if you ask me about them I'll tell you, it's still kind of an interesting couple of stories but sort of off topic. They all had this same strange underlying theme in which it was actually a fucking weird story if they were telling the truth or lying, and also they made me look like a total Jackass!
One girl changes her Facebook status from single to married and changes her last name and tells all of her friends she went down to the court house and got married. But I called her sister to ask her about it and she calls her parents who confront her about it and she "swears to God" she isn't married. Which is weirder being fake married or lying to your parents about being married (as if it is some kind of secret she can keep her whole life)? And then there was this cute girl that worked at a restaurant near me and I was thinking about maybe asking her to do something sometime but I'm short on money and whatever. But you know if I came into possession of a couple of tickets for something I would have asked her to it, but no reason to rush it and have to scramble to find money and something to do. One day she asks me what I'm doing that day, and then she tells me about a concert, I thought she was asking me to go but then she said she couldn't go and didn't give me the tickets; just telling me she's wasting some concert tickets I suppose. And then she follows it up with asking what I'm doing on Sunday, and I said, "Nothing so far." She said, "I have tickets to the game." I was like, "Um... well do you need someone to go with?" and she said, "Oh trust me, I'm sure I can find someone to go with me." So what the fuck, either I WAY misunderstood what was going on but this is what it seemed like she was saying, "Hey what are you doing tonight? I have these concert tickets... Psyche! You can't go! But seriously, what are you doing Sunday? I have these Broncos tickets... But I'll be going with someone else; I just thought you'd like to know that I'm way better than you." I can understand if you say, "Hey what are you up to this weekend, cool, I'm going to the Rockies game I'm really excited." But when you narrow it down to a specific day it sounds like you are going to see if they have plans, "What are you doing Sunday at around 7? Oh that's cool, I'll be at the Tenacious D show with some other friends." The only thing weirder than improper misleading small talk is the fact that she wasn't at the game, she was eating at the same place she works at. What the fuck did she have to gain by pulling the rug out from under me like that. I mean, I saw her there and not at the game, I was there celebrating my 10,000th day of being alive... Yes, I am the first person to celebrate something like that!
But anyway, so now my wang is afraid of chicks, which sucks because chicks are like the only thing I even like. Great job fucking crazy ass liar girls, and as for the fucking Heene family, since when is reality a fucking episode of Scooby Doo? I saw the sheriff on the TV and this is what his press conference was like, "Um... yeah I was just like pretending to be their friends so that they would tell me they faked it; you know they never fooled me. I was just like pretending to look but I totally knew it was fake but I didn't want to say anything and make everyone feel stupid." Um, yeah fucking right! But I'm the only one who stuck up for them and PUBLISHED it so now I look like I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Ugh, this is karma for bragging about knowing that the boy wasn't on the balloon.
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